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Will I be a spring bridal show crasher? Or a winter bridal show crasher? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444168989014-CJHOM42O0UBF80728JDS/IMG_2924.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Your wedding day is for YOU. And only YOU. Oh, it's also for showing the world and your family and your friends and some acquaintances, and your significant others' friends, and some other people you felt obligated to invite how super calm and RELAXED you are on this day. Which is only for you. Go ahead and fall out of a chair! YOU! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444169176399-ENVU4VZI8095PBB1IOJJ/IMG_2960+%281%29.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show We went to about 18 photo booths. This one was voted #1, among people who vote for photo booths. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170668578-Y7LINBW8HXR3VTVR31H9/IMG_2928.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show This photo booth was not voted #1. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444231210926-390VBVTY8PEOLV409FRX/IMG_2904.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Weddings are the leading cause of fibromyalgia? Or do weddings clear up fibromyalgia? Not sure what they're saying. This booth should be called the Wedding Jitters booth. Get your nerves analyzed and maybe you'll prevent a divorce? I'm not married, and I have most of these: PMS, sinusitis, sciatica, nervousness, allergies, pain in shoulders? Check, check, check, check. Maybe if I got married they would disappear? I think a dedicated yoga practice also clears up most of these ailments. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444169956354-CN2ZN4T347OXU0CCCZL0/IMG_2947.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show After you get your nerves analyzed, you can also get your teeth whitened at a bridal show. That's what's nonchalantly happening here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170091694-ZLBSMK46RNDO4CSNXC1G/IMG_2952.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show There were a bunch of fake cakes. I put my hand on this one, which was apparently not fake. Even though it looks like sawdust. Oops! Call the cake police. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170177139-2VV8V2CO7ZKOWWKMTWYV/IMG_2940.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show I learned a lot about work life balance. Like for instance if you've had a stressful day at work, you can come home, put on a gown, and take a long, hot bath. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170338898-KQG165DT13BPY5NR0OLP/IMG_2951.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show The whole bridal show could have been called this. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170520082-ON6T6ZYPST1FLO2JNU81/IMG_2949.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show If you don't make your friends jealous this demanding bow tie kid will cut you. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170385090-6YKCJZ0ILNUZEZEVKAR9/IMG_2942.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show The third pillow (not pictured) is just drool stains. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444163896542-7Z7L4F94BT1JG3TUT9IK/FullSizeRender+%2813%29.jpg blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show It's true, people are only attending your wedding for the photo booth. And out of the sense of obligation if you attended some important event for them. And the possibility of an open bar. Mazel Tov! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170739145-ELOUDD0RRH8OGXCW676H/IMG_2931.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show For all of your long-backed wedding guests. This chair reminds me of Bette Midler's clothes in Ruthless People. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444163896634-989NGDUBQTOU7DQ63UHF/FullSizeRender+%2811%29.jpg blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Photo booth number 386. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444163896851-7J1U48KZWYE1XXB4AU16/FullSizeRender+%2810%29.jpg blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Dead dad car; this car was rebuilt by a man after his dad died. It has cow fur upholstery and hollowed-out guns for door handles. By far the most genuine moment to be had was talking to the car's owner. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170577804-O9XEQDKM9SN27QV0MF6F/IMG_2938.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show The bottom of this cake is actually a vaccuum cleaner filter. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444230897664-VLV8LAJYOGRQ6DNB8SIR/IMG_2945+%281%29.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Weddings also cause brain fog, inflammation, headaches. Forewarned. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444169870816-FU91MTWY21UM1AH4FYGG/IMG_2919.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Wisconsin Dells...Galveston...Wisconsin Dells...Galveston. SUCH dilemmas. As if matrimony wasn't a gift in itself, you can also visit a waterpark in Wisconsin! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444170258715-S4G8PPDL2D1C3KMLD3ZA/IMG_2962.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Voted #1 Photo Booth! The people have spoken! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444230944841-CYAZHODTAT2YB7IWEMCJ/FullSizeRender+%2812%29.jpg blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show The most basic of the photo booths. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444230975622-JX3IEZHOSS4MJ6D132IG/IMG_2916.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show For your Stevie Nicks-inspired wedding. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444230997607-9FCABD56HVK15MQ7QNYK/IMG_2934.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show This place is actually a pharmacy. Sign should read: Stationery. Gifts. Engraving. Psoriasis Medication. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444231017603-RO6FUCPO6B9NISBYG4XK/IMG_2905.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show What you save in costs for chairs you end up paying for in chiropractor bills. You can't put a price on adequate lumbar support. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444231047557-U7M2830ENYGR9CCHQUI8/IMG_2923.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show When you know, you know. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444231078403-4T5O4AIH0DOIV86BSCDC/IMG_2910.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Lots of flowers to choose from. These Wiccan bouquets were my favorite. Rustic. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444231089529-QXLGRQYUQ0SMDQH4BAHI/IMG_2908.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show This is what a captivating wedding looks like. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444169419128-V5A8VLQQ2ICT1TVB25YO/IMG_2902.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show And the main reason we came: to sample miniature wedding cakes and eat pulled pork. These cakes were made from roses and lavender. We ate them while sitting on a trailer, on top of which sat a replica of the Eiffel Tower. Indeed it WAS romantic. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444169546851-0ZZ2GKAKZKD4YMVLOTTS/IMG_2903.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show Proof we ate cake. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54e4bc72e4b0ff313688153b/1444169317313-2FIBDFBG7DGKYGO4TPA3/IMG_2966.JPG blog archive - What happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show I learned so much from the bridal show. My biggest take-away piece of advice: if you post a photo of yourself at a bridal show, wearing a fake engagement ring and a bride-to-be sticker, people from high school and old jobs will believe you're getting married, and there may be no easy way to shut it down. Nuts, but true. 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