Thank you, thank you

Last night I won this award from members of The Institution Theater community in Austin. This makes me genuinely happy and grateful and like running into a bathroom and never coming out. Also pictured, some old celery I need to toss because posting accolades is awkward and embarrassing and goes against my upper Midwestern roots.

Bitch Media Says I'm Funny

Bitch Media featured my sketch on abortion rights! The sketch was inspired by Texas' crazy sonogram law (which, p.s., btw is super fucking germane to a filibuster on restrictive abortion legislation)! Stand tall, women. And in the meantime take solace and laugh a little with Bitch's best-rated abortion jokes--Safe, Legal, and Hilarious: Five Actually Funny Jokes About Abortion. George Carlin, Jenny Slate, and Wanda Sykes also made this list; I predict their careers are gonna take off any moment now! #standwithwomen #standwithtexaswomen #swtw