POETRY & HUMOR
I’m a Chunky Geometric Statement Necklace, and I’m Here to Solve the Woman Invisibility Problem, McSweeney’s, August 2025
Four Poems, SOFTBLOW, November 2022
Collecting Cash at the Phallic Factory, Sand Hills Literary, October 2022 (Editor’s Choice)
Henry Winkler Gives Me Permission to Quit Therapy, FreezeRay, September 2022
Despairathon, Abandon Journal, August 2022
Earth Has Attachment Issues, Sky Island Journal, July 2022
He Asks About My Kinks, Rattle, June 2022 (print)
Spigot Fairy, Whiskey Tit, May 2022
A Golden Shovel for a Guy Named Wax (after Gwendolyn Brooks), 2021 Moonstone Arts Featured Poets Anthology, March 2022 (print)
Zillow > For Sale > Late 20th Century Redhead, Jupiter Review, February 2022
The Red Hot Dogs from North Dakota, Olney Magazine, August 2021
Eddie Vedder Saved Me From a Cult, Olney Magazine, July 2021
Ode to a Mansplainer, Drunk Monkeys, May 2021
An Apology to the Guitar I Bought at the Beginning of the Pandemic That is Now Collecting Dust Beside My Cat Tower, Robot Butt, April 2021 (co-written with Chris Brotzman)
My Immune System Ignites a Forest Fire on My Skin, aka A Pandemic Stress Pantoum, Pine Hills Review, April 2021
My Frenemy, the Super Plus Tampon, Gnashing Teeth Publishing, April 2021
The God Grid Failed Texas, Anti-Heroin Chic, April 2021
Burnt Honey, Anti-Heroin Chic, April 2021
Remnants on the Pool Table’s Soft Felt, Anti-Heroin Chic, April 2021
Hanging Your Name on the Wall, Disquiet Arts, March 2021
Recollections from the Poet’s Training Bra, Disquiet Arts, March 2021
First Date with Herman Melville Reincarnated, Rue Scribe, March 2021
Bette Midler Dispenses Stray Advice During a Game of Playground Red Rover, Hash Journal, January 2021
An Endless Driving Sestina, Oddball Magazine, November 2020
Which Plastic Garbage Island Getaway is Right for You?, The Belladonna Comedy, April 2018
Email Sign-Offs Employers Will Fire You For, Especially if You Happen to be a Woman, McSweeney’s, March 2018
Thinking of Quitting Your Safe Middle Management Job to Pursue a Comedy Writing Career? First, Ask Everyone Else You Know..., Slackjaw, March 2018
Monologue: I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States' Impending War with Nordstrom, McSweeney’s, February 2017
List: Categories I Divided My Belongings Into Using the KonMari Method, McSweeney’s, July 2016
This Judy Blume Reading is Bound to be Packed with Hot Virile Men, McSweeney’s, January 2016
Body Language That Tells Him Your FICO Score, Reductress, June 2015
List: How to Throw Like a Girl, McSweeney’s, April 2015
How to Put Yourself Out There While Staying in Here, Reductress, March 2015