Austin Film Festival? More like, Austin Man Bun Festival. Sure there were panels and parties and films and networking, but more importantly there were also scraggly locks fastened atop the heads of a lot of people with dicks. Here are ten for your viewing.
Read MoreShould you vote today or not?
On the one hand, who cares one way or the other about a bond passing to build a silly courthouse and amending the Texas Constitution? Ugh, these issues, am I right? B-O-R-I-N-G.
On the other hand, in the 19th century and early 20th, suffragists organized and demonstrated and were trampled and arrested because they believed women should be treated fairly, have the right to vote, and be paid equally (can you even believe that we're still, a million and seven years later, talking about that issue?).
Read MoreNO REGRETS
If I could turn back time, I wouldn't have applied expensive eyeliner this a.m. I only did so because I had an important meeting scheduled that just got cancelled. The fact that this is my biggest regret today means I have a pretty, pretty good life.
DANCE LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING.
WEAR EYELINER LIKE YOU HAVE TO ATTEND AN IMPORTANT MIDDLE MANAGEMENT MEETING.
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My grandparents bought their eyewear at American Apparel.
An earnest post: RIP Evelyn Lovie
My grandma Evelyn Lovie Nies passed away yesterday. She was sweet. Like most grandmas (are there unsweet ones? I’m lucky enough not to know).
Besides having a super kick ass name, my grandma also had a super cool Casio keyboard, which she let me use so I could learn to play When the Saints Go Marching In. She loved learning new things, being surrounded by people, and Fiddle Faddle caramel corn. I like those things too.
Read MoreWhat happens when 3 single people crash a bridal show
A few Sundays ago, my friends Regina, Joseph, and I went to a bridal show. None of us have a wedding on the books. We went strictly for the free cake samples.
In order to go to a bridal show you have to sign up in advance. You can sign up as a bride, or a friend of a bride, or a groom, or a mother of a bride—lots of options. I chose bride-to-be, because, why not? Be free to be who you wanna be. Je suis bride-to-be!
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