SATIRE & HUMOR

An Apology to the Guitar I Bought at the Beginning of the Pandemic That is Now Collecting Dust Beside My Cat Tower, Robot Butt, April 2021 (co-written with Chris Brotzman)

Which Plastic Garbage Island Getaway is Right for You?, The Belladonna Comedy, April 2018

Email Sign-Offs Employers Will Fire You For, Especially if You Happen to be a Woman, McSweeney’s, March 2018

Thinking of Quitting Your Safe Middle Management Job to Pursue a Comedy Writing Career? First, Ask Everyone Else You Know..., Slackjaw, March 2018

Monologue: I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States' Impending War with Nordstrom, McSweeney’s, February 2017

List: Categories I Divided My Belongings Into Using the KonMari Method, McSweeney’s, July 2016

This Judy Blume Reading is Bound to be Packed with Hot Virile Men, McSweeney’s, January 2016

Body Language That Tells Him Your FICO Score, Reductress, June 2015

List: How to Throw Like a Girl, McSweeney’s, April 2015

How to Put Yourself Out There While Staying in Here, Reductress, March 2015