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Originally published in Skirt Magazine. A strange publication that paid.

Originally published in Skirt Magazine. A strange publication that paid.

FRESHEN UP YOUR RELATIONSHIP: 7 Ways to Keep the Mystery Alive

Valerie Nies February 1, 2017

Some women attempt to make partners jealous by ordering themselves a dozen roses to make it appear that many suitors desire them. Why stop with roses? Order yourself a dozen Harry & David Royal Riviera pears, a dozen circular saws from Home Depot, and a dozen DVDs of classic film The Dirty Dozen. He may never understand you, but he will be in awe that he’s with a mysterious creature who possesses a penchant for gourmet fruit, mad carpentry skills, and an affinity for classic war films.

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