I'm performing at the 2014 Big-Little Comedy Fest in Cleveland on Thursday, July 17 at Kennedy's Cabaret Theatre! I'm so excited to perform at this festival that I had to share the news with LeBron James. I'm pretty, pretty sure that's what sealed the deal on his decision to return to Cleveland. To everyone I know in Cleveland (do I know anyone in Cleveland?) buy tickets and I'll see you soon!
Read MoreATX TV Festival Competition
On Sunday, June 8, Erica Lies and I pitched our show idea at the ATX TV Festival Pitch Competition. Out of hundreds of submissions, we were among the top ten finalists to pitch our show idea in under 3 minutes in front of five industry judges.
Read MoreDate Night
It's Date Night on DATE NIGHT this Saturday! Very revolutionary stuff. Come see it! You don't even have too be on an actual date to attend. Really, we put too much emphasis on this whole "are you seeing someone?" business. You're amazing! All by yourself. So embrace it, already! People who are dating should come to this show too. What better way to be a couple than to go out in public and flaunt it and hold hands, right?
Read MoreMy fear is disguised as a 4-drawer metal filing cabinet from Office Depot
I won a competition and $500 for Girls spec script I wrote about a gigantic box of condoms. My first spec. What? Wow! I think this means I'm supposed to continue writing. Fuck. I wish I had easier dreams. A huge part of me wants to write comedy and get paid for it, living in a city where such things happen. And another part of me is like, just find someone to make a child with and then you never have to write again. Note: I've never thought much at all about having children except as a reason to procrastinate.
Read MoreBITTERFEST at The Institution Theater
This Saturday I'm performing sketch comedy with the lovely and hilarious Erica Lies at Bitterfest. Come to the show and see what Fiona Apple and a compulsive veggie eater have in common. (Hint: it has something to do with bitterness). Third wheels get in free (3 tix for the price of 2--promo code: Thirdwheel). The Institution Theater, 8 pm, February 22.