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How to Throw Like a Girl -- McSweeney's

Valerie Nies April 22, 2015

1. Apologize to the ball before throwing it.

2. Get paid 77 cents per dollar a man gets paid to throw the same ball.

3. Throw a ball and watch a man take credit for throwing it.

4. Wear a pantsuit to fool people into thinking you’re actually a man throwing the ball.

Read the full list at McSweeney's. 

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