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Originally published in Skirt Magazine. A strange publication that paid.

Originally published in Skirt Magazine. A strange publication that paid.

Reasons to be Merry This Holiday Season. I Guess?

Valerie Nies December 1, 2016
  1. Brad Pitt is single again!
  2. That hard-to-reach terra incognita space between the couch and the wall will get it’s annual vacuuming in preparation for holiday guests.
  3. At least 4 years isn't forever? Oh god. Oh no. Why? 
  4. It’s considered festive, not piggish, to eat my weight in Aunt Donna’s homemade peppermint bark.
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In list, feature Tags holidays, lists
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Categories I Divided My Belongings Into Using the KonMari Method

Valerie Nies July 14, 2016

Things that spark joy.

Things that don’t spark joy.

Things that potentially could spark joy in a Mad Max post-apocalyptic scenario. Or if I, like, find the right pencil skirt to match.

Things that sparked joy until my cat puked on them.

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In list, writing, feature Tags mcsweeney's, lists, marie kondo, decluttering, tidying up, konmari method
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