The Only 10 Ideas NOT Already on Tumblr

1. Photos from post-menopausal mothers with a blurry thumb in the bottom right quadrant.
2. Naturally curly-haired men, wearing earrings, exiting motel pools.
3. Fat high school French teachers driving Geo Metros.
4. Grandmas wearing pilled sweaters declaring “Breakfast for Dinner? That’s crazy!”
5. Walruses dressed like Mario Batali.
6. Dogs who turn to look when their owners greet friends named Doug.
7. Dougs who turn to look when dog owners announce the kind of pet they have.
8. Journalists asking the question “Are Men Funny?”
9. Bonsai trees shaped like Lionel Richie’s head
10. Existentialist cats who play bassoons but would rather play oboes.