Did you know that there are more serial killers in the Pacific Northwest than in any other region of the country? Ted Bundy, and the Green River guy, and...okay I don't know if that's actually true because I am not an almanac. But I do know there is plenty of THIS ingenuity happening.
Let's face it. This is clever. Inventive. And also totally serial killer-esque.
Just the sight of this has me craving organic gluten-free steel-cut oats garnished with organic marionberries, equal rights for everyone, and Nirvana songs. One other detail about the Pacific Northwest: the shoes are terrible! People are basically wearing large potatoes on their feet. I mean, I'm aware of such brands as Teva and Dansko, etc., and I understand the necessity of such shoes in granola-hiking-national forest/park areas. But in Oregon and Washington, there's this whole other subset hybrid of Birkenstock ugliness happening. #portlandia #grossshoes #serialkillers #trailmix #intentionalcommunity #loveandhateit