French fries
Hand-cut parsley potato twiggies
Scrambled eggs
Muddled cluckberries
PB&J
Brown bag yeast pocket, Valencia legume crème, smashed grape confit
Carrots
Sun-kissed witch fingers
Baby carrots
Sun-kissed witchlet fingers
Avocado toast
Instagram toasted yeast pocket square
Protein bar from bottom of purse
Monolithic-pressed drupes, pomes, and nuts
Grilled cheese made with a solitary Baby Bell from back of the fridge. And an apple slice.
Butter-griddled yeast pocket, farm fresh round of cow's milk, Granny Smith smile
Salmon with kale. Again.
Wild-caught marine fowl with clean Gywneth Paltrow leaves
Saltines dipped in jar of Nutella because you worked late and there's nothing else in the house.
Salty sweet crostini
A box of milk duds poured into a bowl of movie popcorn, because who cares? You're single anyway.
Candied ratatouille