- Brad Pitt is single again!
- That hard-to-reach terra incognita space between the couch and the wall will get it’s annual vacuuming in preparation for holiday guests.
- At least 4 years isn't forever? Oh god. Oh no. Why?
- It’s considered festive, not piggish, to eat my weight in Aunt Donna’s homemade peppermint bark.
Originally published in Skirt Magazine. A strange publication that paid.