- Hide-and-Go-Make-a-Soufflé
- Duck Confit, Duck Confit, Goose Liver Pâté
- Rosemary Fingerling Potato Painting
- Stop, Drop, and Connecticut-Style Lobster Roll
- Pin the Tail on the Döner Kebab
- Hooked on Hummus
- Connect the Lox
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Inspired by the amazing queen of young adult fiction: This Judy Blume Reading is Bound to be Packed with Hot Virile Men.
Read MoreRIP: David Bowie
This maybe has nothing to do with anything. Or maybe everything to do with something.
When a great artist dies, and everyone shares about the impact that person has made, I think about how arts programs in schools are constantly cut and how American culture doesn't advocate for people to be creative and we don't reward it, for the most part, monetarily. But like, I never see people sharing about how a public relations campaign changed their lives or how they remember where they were and what it felt like the first time their money market account grew.
Read MoreFeel Free to Cut and Paste and Send to Your Congresspeople and Senators
Dear Elected Official,
In the wake of this latest mass shooting in San Bernadino, California, I urge you to use your position to press for gun regulation.
Elected officials are reluctant to pass even just a smidgen of gun regulation, which is insane.
As your constituent and a taxpaying citizen exhausted from sharing this article when these tragedies occur, I ask you to support background checks, so that we can do our best to ensure guns don’t go into the wrong hands. I urge you to support responsible carry legislation to keep guns off of campuses.
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Me, in the diner that is life
I'd like to order the validation, and to go with it, a side of validation. Also can I get an order of validation to go, for later? Should I get dessert? Probably shouldn't, but you know that validation looked really good! Can I get that, with some validation a la mode? And when you have a moment can you pop over and refill my cup up with some more validation? THANKS!
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