Here's a sketch I wrote recently.
INT. AIRPLANE GATE WAITING AREA
A HUSBAND & WIFE are seated in a waiting area, next to a MALE COUPLE with a baby. The Wife notices the baby and whispers to her husband.
WIFE
Ooh, look at that little sweet pea!
HUSBAND
With any luck, we’ll have our own baby soon!
WIFE
(whispers)
You know, I’m ovulating right now!
HUSBAND
Really? Should we go try?
He indicates to the bathroom.
BITTERFEST at The Institution Theater
This Saturday I'm performing sketch comedy with the lovely and hilarious Erica Lies at Bitterfest. Come to the show and see what Fiona Apple and a compulsive veggie eater have in common. (Hint: it has something to do with bitterness). Third wheels get in free (3 tix for the price of 2--promo code: Thirdwheel). The Institution Theater, 8 pm, February 22.