Things that spark joy.
Things that don’t spark joy.
Things that potentially could spark joy in a Mad Max post-apocalyptic scenario. Or if I, like, find the right pencil skirt to match.
Things that sparked joy until my cat puked on them.
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Originally published in Skirt Magazine. A strange publication that paid. Photo courtesy of Valerie Nies’ sugar addiction.
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After a spring spent depriving, master cleansing, and crossfitting your body into tip-top bikini shape, you deserve to show off those flattened abs at the beach this summer. But, fall is right around the corner. It’s never too early to start fattening up your svelte body for scarf season. Thankfully between grilled burgers, fried chicken, and frozen cocktails, summer’s delectable treats make it easy to pack on extra LBs!
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Solutions to Austin's Traffic Problem
- Make everyone who uses "LOL" regularly, and unironically, stay home (this solves many problems beyond traffic).
- Make a two-car train to carry 3 people from a place no one lives to a place no one wants to go.
- That thing that happened in the first episode of Black Mirror.